After months of messing around in the studio (in the best possible way) Soliss are back on the road doing what they do best - Sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll, all in equal measure at a venue near you. You supply the first two, we'll sort out the rest.

Nothing pleases us more than taking to a stage and ripping it up (in the best possible way). Next show (and it will be a show!) is in London at The Underbelly. Email soliss@hotmail.co.uk for tickets.

Mike, Geezer, Pete Doherty

Before we can play though, there are some important questions that need answering:

1. Has Paul forgotten the art of eating as he's looking rather lean and sexy nowadays (I would say emaciated but I think there's some way to go yet)!?

2. When will Mike give his poor grandad back his hat (not the one in photo above, pictures to follow shortly)? He's been missing it dearly.

3. Whose blood is splattered over two of Adam's guitars? I know which band's I wish it was.

4. Does Rudge actually possess the necessary muscles in his face to smile?

5. How big is Selleck?!?!?!?!?! Answers on a postcard, or photos will do if you can find an adequate lens.

Even if you cannot answer any of these, please email us at soliss@hotmail.co.uk for a chat.

On an unrelated note, if anyone is after any guitars, amps, effects etc, let us know as Adam has a warehouse full that he needs to shift to fund his other habit (in the best possible way).

Digitally manipulated photo of Rudge smiling...the only way to achieve this phenomenon

See you soon.

Soliss xxxxx